Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Just puked most of my soul out..
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