Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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