Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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