he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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