Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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