Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Just puked most of my soul out..
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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