don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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