OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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