oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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