that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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