WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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