What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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