also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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