Christians are straight up FREAKS
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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