you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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