she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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