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i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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