You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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