We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
im holly from the hills drunk
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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