There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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