Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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