That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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