we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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