I think I died a long time ago.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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