I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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