why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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