What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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