After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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