Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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