Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
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I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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