I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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