I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
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So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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