that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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