Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
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