With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
she peed on how many people?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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