it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
My pussy is not your playground.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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