Someone shit on the floor
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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