Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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