im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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