I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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