if you like me you must not know who I am
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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