Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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