You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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