Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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