I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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