I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Operation Purity has been aborted
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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