I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Damn victory sex feels great
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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