Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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