New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
i think im in europe. pls send help
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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