I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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