She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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