All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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