You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize